Never ignore a gut feeling, but never believe that it's enough.
- Robert Heller
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Got my car back from Police Road Panel service - they did a fantastic job, however they sure took their time! Thanks for the sweet hook up juzz man. But it's back and I feel more mobile than ever before, and to celebrate I went down to Kmart straight after work hooray! I was hoping to find me a sweet piñata for the sweet fiesta tomorrow night and just when I started to lose all hope I saw them - right on the top shelf: pirates, donkeys and dragons. And then I saw the piñatas behind the pirates, donkeys and dragons! The one I wanted was in the shape of a bull - he looked awesome. I am sure the bull piñata wanted me to buy him and fill his belly with sweet sweet candy, but I knew in my heart that I would only end up hurting him. So I ended up buying some extra thick and creamy car polish. Only to discover that I had some in the boot of my car. dang it.
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Songs on my iTunes playlist:
Modest Mouse - Float On
Shout Out Louds - Oh, Sweetheart
Phoenix - Too Young
The Fray - Vienna
Augustana - Hotel Roosevelt
The Strokes - You Only Live Once
Tegan and Sara - Take Me Anywhere
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FACT: When I was in prep I didn't really care for clothes or material things. And one morning I really didn't want to wear underwear that day (I wanted to be free damn it!). My mom told me I would be the only one without underwear on at school. I thought she was lying to me to try and get me to wear my underwear. But the truth was, I just forgot to put them on before my pants and I was too lazy to take my pants off and put my underwear on and put my pants on again. Plus I was pretty stubborn back then, in fact I am still pretty stubborn when it comes to people trying to make me wear my underwear. But back to the story, so I went to school commando styles, and I've gotta be honest: it felt really wrong. I felt as if everyone could tell that I wasn't wearing underwear and that they could see my wang. Needless to say, I never did it again. Hey at least I didn't get dacked full monty in art class like my friend did. Now that's funny.
- Robert Heller
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Got my car back from Police Road Panel service - they did a fantastic job, however they sure took their time! Thanks for the sweet hook up juzz man. But it's back and I feel more mobile than ever before, and to celebrate I went down to Kmart straight after work hooray! I was hoping to find me a sweet piñata for the sweet fiesta tomorrow night and just when I started to lose all hope I saw them - right on the top shelf: pirates, donkeys and dragons. And then I saw the piñatas behind the pirates, donkeys and dragons! The one I wanted was in the shape of a bull - he looked awesome. I am sure the bull piñata wanted me to buy him and fill his belly with sweet sweet candy, but I knew in my heart that I would only end up hurting him. So I ended up buying some extra thick and creamy car polish. Only to discover that I had some in the boot of my car. dang it.
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Songs on my iTunes playlist:
Modest Mouse - Float On
Shout Out Louds - Oh, Sweetheart
Phoenix - Too Young
The Fray - Vienna
Augustana - Hotel Roosevelt
The Strokes - You Only Live Once
Tegan and Sara - Take Me Anywhere
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FACT: When I was in prep I didn't really care for clothes or material things. And one morning I really didn't want to wear underwear that day (I wanted to be free damn it!). My mom told me I would be the only one without underwear on at school. I thought she was lying to me to try and get me to wear my underwear. But the truth was, I just forgot to put them on before my pants and I was too lazy to take my pants off and put my underwear on and put my pants on again. Plus I was pretty stubborn back then, in fact I am still pretty stubborn when it comes to people trying to make me wear my underwear. But back to the story, so I went to school commando styles, and I've gotta be honest: it felt really wrong. I felt as if everyone could tell that I wasn't wearing underwear and that they could see my wang. Needless to say, I never did it again. Hey at least I didn't get dacked full monty in art class like my friend did. Now that's funny.
posted by Enoch at 11:46 pm
4 Comments:
haha, i didn't know that you went full monty to school!!! dude, that's kinda gross... haha. but yes, as you may have seen, i put in some hard yards and made a piñata for tonight... looks wet, and i don't know if it'll dry by tonight... i guess we'll see, won't we!
okay, you didn't go full monty, you went commando style. sorry.
hahahahahahahaha
best two stories ever.
about the pinata at kmart and the commando. hahahahaha awesome.
dude. i can never look you in the eye again after hearing that you went commando. but that'll pass. yep it's past :o) thanks for bringing the beers and stuff tonite mate. much appreciated! hope you enjoyed the fiesta in all its mexican glory!
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